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I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

lixation:

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

Okay, so i lagged a little with this gif and I never noticed their eyes POPPING OUT OF THEIR HEADS as their fans fold down.
Seriously.
Look at it!!
Especially Ling.

(Source: goodlyrottenapple, via avengers-of-the-impala)

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via lostdoughnut)

kgm42986:

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE

YES PLEASE

kgm42986:

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

YES PLEASE

(Source: damianshadow, via flufflybunnypants)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via flufflybunnypants)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via flufflybunnypants)

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

(via heypalitsal)

poisonedcas:

can’t stop won’t stop

poisonedcas:

can’t stop won’t stop

(via constipatedsam)

(Source: yebbi-gongju, via frosted-cookiee)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via crystalzelda)

matthewvanderlinden:

RARE SIGHTING OF A UFO CAUGHT ON TAPE

matthewvanderlinden:

RARE SIGHTING OF A UFO CAUGHT ON TAPE

(via sadbisexual)

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

(Source: foodstain, via heypalitsal)

ruinedchildhood:

lion:

But thats none of my business…

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tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]
carlsc:

Jensen is having a tank-top wearing selfie-fest on twitter this weekend. He’s practically naked! Jensen arm porn.

carlsc:

Jensen is having a tank-top wearing selfie-fest on twitter this weekend. He’s practically naked! Jensen arm porn.

(via deanfucker)